YOUR CAT Magazine
A tongue-in-cheek literary effort teetering between catastrophe and triumph!
Funny and irreverent! Book Reviewer Sheena Stratton claimed that A.S. must be “challenging
to be the next Bridget Jones,” to which the feisty feline is alleged to have meowed
in reply, Certainly not! There’s no challenge where success is assured.
American teenager from New England
Made me laugh out loud and got me thinking like a cat…
Ex-British Army financial services advisor
A unique and intuitive insight into human behaviour from the feline
point of view
Yorkshireman and non-fiction writer
Novel and original…
British management consultant
A fantastic lot of drivel…I loved it!
West Highland terrier dog owner
A book you can dip into and enjoy!
German-born technology company chief executive
Very very funny! The vocabulary is fantastic – it should become
a textbook in English Literature…
Ex-pat British woman living in America
I simply sat there reading it, laughing like an idiot!
Fluffy Corney Cat, Tonbridge, Kent wrote:
I can relate to your troubles as they did bring back painful memories when, 11 years
ago, my owner suddenly brought home a small human. Things have, for me, never been
quite the same again. Grrr!
The Abyssinians speak
A.S. Cat’s diary has at least one breed of pedigree cats “spitting slugs,” if heated
comment from several Abyssinians on the internet is anything to go by. While an
online cat crit from one Isis D’Lynx gave the self-made moggy’s book a basic paws
up, it still ended on somewhat of a twitchy note.
Said puss concluded her otherwise favourable remarks by castigating A.S. for his
“misguided assumption that all pedigree cats are over bred and useless.” Which in
turn created a furore of frantic meowings on the Isis Meows blog giving a voice to
Another crit from an American-based Aby called Latte came in, which speculated that
A.S. was probably not really anti-pedigree, but only “cranky because of the dog that
invaded his world.”
However, a sorrel Abyssinian Sen-Chan gave A.S. a paws up, indicating the following
to his owner for internet posting, namely: “It was a good read despite the horrors
it depicted. I did enjoy the monthly overview and have decided to make ‘Purr Maximus’
into one of my favourite expressions!
I would definitely recommend reading it, if only as a sad expose of how pathetic
people can be. All of my friends know me to be the gentlest of cats but if I ever
come across ‘that woman’ (referring to A.S. Cat’s alleged owner), I will definitely
find the softest bits on her and BITE!”
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Full Text of the Isis D’Lynx Book Review:
What a wonderful book this is! At first I was skeptical of this first paw account
of life with a Chow Chow and a pretty poor excuse of an owner but soon I found myself
really enthralled by it.
You certainly get a good look at the workings of A.S. Cat’s brain as he works out
how to use the invading foe (a.k.a. Dog) to his advantage. Not easy when faced with
a dog who seems to be at least part cat - I mean it’s curious and very unpredictable
for a member of the canine species! Though not once do you feel the need to pity
Cat (and a good job too -- cats HATE pity). After all if Sooty had only but trained
his alleged owner properly to start with, none of this would have happened surely.
Having pawed my way through the book, I feel I have learnt a number of valuable life
lessons though. Firstly, to extract a vow from Mummy that I can have her committed
if she ever so much as mentions the thought of bringing home a Chow! Secondly, that
given a good deal of training, even the most scurrilous of owners or dogs might eventually
be reformed. Lastly, I am far more appreciative of Mummy now, seeing that she came
to me well trained!
The only bone I have to pick with A.S. Cat is over his misguided assumption that
all pedigree cats or house cats are over bred and useless. This is far from the
truth, especially where Abyssinians are concerned!
SNIPPETS FROM AMAZON
Pets’ Perspective – Owner Outshone
A very special, funny and engaging book for all pet lovers – I adored the dialogue,
sympathised with the owner and it kept my interest right to the end…
M Howarth, North Yorkshire,
Feline v Canine: The Everlasting War of Attrition
A wry look at day-to-day life in a Superior Cat’s home when invaded by a usurper
with no respect for tradition. Life in the Cat’s Lane is entirely from the cat’s
perspective. His opinions on life, inter-animal and inter-human relationships and
the required levels of “owner” training in a domestic environment are sharp and to
the point – and wonderfully biased.
Maori Jazz Lady, London, England
What a Cat!
A thoroughly good read with lots of humour – maintained to the very end…and what
is also great is that he is 100% cat, not an anthropomorphised creature. We see the
world through his eyes…
V Thame, Hampshire, England